Dear SEO spammers,
I would LOVE to sell YOU my SEO services seeing how you FOUND my site and more importantly your SEO services must apparently be so bad that you’ve resorted to SPAMMING people! Your email address and information have been reported for said infractions – have a wonderful day!
Sincerely,
Hilary
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Yes I know there’s more to SEO than someone simply finding a site but these scum still annoy me.